I Am A Mountain.

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

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methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

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godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

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WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.


YES OH NY GOD
allykennedy96:

Sorry for my drunk handwriting but I found this in my pocket from last night.

666meme:

recltube:

i should come with a warning label

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Anonymous said: Post a pic of your cum in your hand

corpish:


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